Greasemonkey 3 way

- when a husband and wife (or couple) sucks up to, flirts with, or fawns over the local auto mechanic to encourage better customer service, favors or discounts

- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars

the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way

My '93 Ford Taurus needed a new transmission. Luckily my wife and I gave the mechanic a greasemonkey 3 way and he was willing to stay late and get it done before our trip to Chicago the next day. He rotated the tires for free, too!

by The Poobah October 25, 2013

Greaseball bastard

A punk, brat, bitch who doesn't have purpose in life, with low IQ and thinks they're "hood"

"Damn, that greaseball bastard is drivin' me nuts"

by Mato333 June 16, 2018

Greasy cunt

If u haven't washed ur hair in weeks congrats ur a greasy cunt if you have brown hair blue eyes and freckles YOURE A GREASY CUNT

Greasy cunts try to flip their hair back but fail cause the greasewon't co operate

A:omg ew her hair is like a Lego mans head that's how u kno she hasn't washed it in weeks
B:yeah IKR greasy cunt

by Honeycombbiscuit October 16, 2018

Gregasm

The overwhelming feeling one gets when one seems a particularly sexy picture of actor/comedian/magnificent beast, Greg Davies.

Did you see those promo photos from tge Royal Variety Performance? That last one gave me a Gregasm!

by PinkZiab December 6, 2018

Greasy Gretchen

When you eat an Untidy Joseph out of a woman's Vagina

Sir would you care for some Lunch? No thank you I had a Greasy Gretchen earlier.

by thatsteelersguy May 5, 2019

Greasy Grove

A word used to describe the unwashed hair of a Marcus Stevens

Stevens hair is lookin like the Greasy Grove today

by CardinalsStevenPug69 May 8, 2019

greasy hazel

Dutty hazel that can’t be fucked to shower

Here comes greasy hazel again, take a shower bitch!

by Baffled refrigerator April 23, 2020