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The, as of yet, purely theoretical hole in the gooch. Its existence is however scientifically proven, and not a myth. Said to stimulate intense ecstasy and burning hatred, many a man has whiled away a day searching in vain for that elusive hole.
As he glanced across the room a savage tingling erupted in his goonson. He had thought the night was over and had been ready to leave; in fact, it had only just begun . . .
Goonson by Goony Pete April 27, 2010
Related Words

Goonswagnig 

Any person, other than that of the black type, that swags harder than the niggers.
Nick: "Yo look at that goonswagnig walkin' down the street."
Kevin: "Yeah that white boi is straight up ballin'"
Goonswagnig by DaddyPhatSacks May 12, 2011

Goonalino 

A highly insulting and useful word, which can be used in a variety of situations:

1) A person who is lacking in intelligence and unable to string a sentence together

2) A person who is physically impressive ( see hench) but who has no brain.

3) Someone who is fat and ginger.

The final 'o' can be lengthened to suit the purpose of the insult.
David Beckham,
Sylvester Stallone,
The Rock,
The Hulk.

'F*ck off you goonalino' or 'your mum is a goonalinooo'
Goonalino by Leonidas SkyFuhrer August 4, 2009

goonstyle 

(Not derived from the regular or urban dictionary definition of "goon")

1. Failed attempt of performing an action or duty.

2. A person who thinks that they are somehow at a higher standing of society than another person.

3. Used to describe anything that is slightly irritating.
"This broken cash machine is mega goonstyle"

"Your a goonstyle"

"I've lost my phone. Goonstyle."
goonstyle by Booglain August 25, 2009
The ultimate goon. Someone who is goofy in all manners, a little bit sassy, and acts in a silly way during the majority of their existence on earth.
Gooneroo by Madelea November 26, 2010
1. The changing status of a person who is acknowledged as a goon.
Chris: Man, that guy just cut in line right in front of everyone! What a goon!

Steve: Yea, his level of goondom just went straight through the roof.
Goondom by Rosemont4Life December 5, 2011