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goon rat

a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired
person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025
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chinese flicker gooning

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more
by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025
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Goon

A person who is stupid and try’s to act like the funny guy in a group
Person 1: look at that guy
Person 2: ya man he’s such a goon
by Wh sole August 22, 2018
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Goons

Crazy, Violent, Bad, Wild, Intention To Harm.
Davey: Why would he send for the Goons, and entire army dozens of Goons plus the cops?
by Hamsies August 27, 2025
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Pinterest Gooning

To doom scroll any art, fashion, or cultural media.
Instead of getting a job, Patricia spends her time Pinterest Gooning rather than working towards her dreams.
by NegativePack October 21, 2025
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gooning

need this :100:
i needed this gooning sesh -drake
by hmmmmmmslayyateitup January 22, 2024
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Nostalgic Goon

A type of goon that brings a sense of nostalgia.
"That Anaconda music video by Nicki Minaj is such a nostalgic goon."
by CEOofsaggin February 3, 2025
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