daddy google

The name someone calls google when they use google 24/7 like cheating etc, they also believe everything they see on google

Girl 1: i get a hundred percent on my test because i used google!

Girl 2: so your a daddy google girl?

by An0ny-m0use December 2, 2020

search google or type a URL

search google or type a URL usually means you are bored out of your mind and probably in class so you think "hey I'm gonna type the first thing you see, it just happens to be Search google or type a URL. you type it in and see this response and think, lmao this is funny so you make your own then start to think "wow I'm bored" the wonder what the fuck ur gonna do with your life

search google or type a URL means ur BORED OUT OF YOUR MIND

by funny responses 24 February 2, 2021

dirty google

When you suck your own asshole and you like it like it was 1790 slaves

I did a dirty Google and loved it

by Goodbob September 9, 2021

Search Google or type a URL

An exclamation

Mr Meandmrsihavehadromanceandiwanttorightnohavemadelovebefore: What did you learn in today
Dojeigyyitabefuyu: YOUR MAMA
Mrs ihavehadromanceandiwanttorightnow: Search Google or type a URL!!!

by OOF i just died March 13, 2022

wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

being bored and randomly searching google/urban dictionary

What you are doing right now

Hey Bill
Yeah?
What are you doing?
Being bored and randomly searching google/urban dictionary.
What a sad existence

by Mac Finder June 30, 2017

Google-eyed

A feeling of lostness and sadness that occurs during times of freedom on the internet when the world's most powerful search engine is before you, but you do not have the incentive or motivation or curiosity to look up anything interesting.

"I sat in front of the screen for about 10 minutes, completely google-eyed"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008