Gooch

The distance on your crotch between your thighs.

Guy1: Man's got like 3 inches of Gooch
Guy2: shit that's more like 4 inches give or take

by Your fine bro-tato chip February 22, 2024

gooch cranker

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant

hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!

by Famic0m February 24, 2024

gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024

goach

the goat coach. the most goatted coach.

That dude is the goach.
That car is goachly.
That food was goached.

by thegoach February 26, 2024

Goochie

The area between a man’s penis and his butt.

Jay: “Yo bro, my girl licked my goochie yesterday when I was getting head it felt mad good”

John: “Yeah your weird for that”

by Winspiracy March 12, 2024

goochimbug

Your little European snow princess pookie bear. Another nickname for your girlfriend.

Awww come here little goochimbug!

by JimmyTheCreator April 14, 2024

Gooch-licker

A blindly overpurchaser of expensive things things due to too much money and time on ones own hands to try and impress others for approval because of self and or socially known lack on genuiness in being normal or cool, which realistically doesn't work when being almost as bad as developing a drug addiction.

Peter gooch-licked(gooch-licker.) his monthly allowance on video game skins.

by HCG4 April 15, 2024