German Sparkle Party

The kind of activity's you do when galavanting around with a pedophile named Jenna and its wife which is the British Queen of Narnia and there germansomely friends who are awesome

A: Dude! That party was awesome!
B: Yeah, it was a german sparkle party!

Q: We, are so awesome
R: Where ever we go german sparkle parties just happen around us!

by SuperAnna 'the germanly one' November 19, 2011

German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.

Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.

by Random Hero April 20, 2004

german kitchen

shitting on someones face

joe gave sally a German kitchen

by jerry smalls October 4, 2007

german cereal

It is when various guys jizz in a cup and pour a little milk in with it and mix it around so the splooge doesnt stick out and then take the cup and splash it in your friends face while he is sleeping.

He is sleeping now lets give him a German Cereal.

by mike wal mart February 6, 2008

Germaican

When a German songwriter hires Jamaicans (and Arubans) to sing/lip-sync/front a 70s disco band because his cracker style wasn't making it, i.e., Boney M.

The actual members of Boney M. are Germaican.

by nuggise March 1, 2009

German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.

I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.

by One Hung Low November 9, 2007

German

Used as an insult similiar to jew. Can be used in different ways to describe a situation or complain/describe something.
Used Quite Alot In Gaming.

NOTE - This Isnt Being Racist Or Effensive To Germans & Can Be Used As A Subsitute To Retard.

1. OMG You German
2. Why Is Everyone Being A German
3. This Knife Is So German

by JellyBootsXP June 19, 2011