Greek Easter. Celebrated by Greeks in Montreal. Non Greek friends had to distinguish between real Easter and this made up Easter.
Hey, are you coming over for Easter dinner?
What? Easter was last month.
We are Greek Orthodox, we use a weird calendar.
Oh, you mean Greaster!
What? Easter was last month.
We are Greek Orthodox, we use a weird calendar.
Oh, you mean Greaster!
by Genius M September 16, 2025
Get the Greaster mug.A subspecies of gasshole. A greasehole is a person that exhibits many similar qualities of a gasshole, those being burping and farting considerably more than average, with the added bonus of just being a greasy fuck. Will often have greasy hair & oily skin, eat only greasy food, grease stained clothing and/or all of the above.
Mitch: "I gotta stop eating so much fast food. I'm sweating in places I really shouldn't be sweating in."
Ricky: "You're such a fucking greasehole."
Ricky: "You're such a fucking greasehole."
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A Richmond, VA-based schizo-lore archive disguised as an Instagram account, allegedly chronicling the “ritual infrastructure” of Central Virginia.
Reads like if the city government hired a schizophrenic monk to keep minutes of every psychic tremor in the 804. Posts appear without warning, often referencing obscure intersections or cloud seeding frequencies. Its followers treat it like a sacred text.
Nobody runs the account. The posts just appear.
Reads like if the city government hired a schizophrenic monk to keep minutes of every psychic tremor in the 804. Posts appear without warning, often referencing obscure intersections or cloud seeding frequencies. Its followers treat it like a sacred text.
Nobody runs the account. The posts just appear.
“My friend tried to decode GreaterRichmondRitualMonitor and hasn’t been normal since the eclipse.”
“Every time the James River fogs up, GRRM posts something about resonance frequencies. It’s never a coincidence.”
“Every time the James River fogs up, GRRM posts something about resonance frequencies. It’s never a coincidence.”
by Greaterrichmondritualmonitor November 3, 2025
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Cashier: "Excuse me? You want more grease on your greasy burger?"
Customer: "Yeah. I just want more of the greasegurger."
Cashier: "Excuse me? You want more grease on your greasy burger?"
Customer: "Yeah. I just want more of the greasegurger."
by goober guy lol November 24, 2025
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by Demon Fingaz November 25, 2025
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by Twunk102 December 3, 2025
Get the Grease WithoutHerSpoon mug.grease flaps is when a really girthy fat man or women who's flaps are big and sweaty with a bad order
by beefy boy December 18, 2025
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