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Jersey Girls

The baddest of them all, fuck with a Jersey girl and its a situation... They act like ladies at all times, but anybody bring out the other side of them, they coming for that ass.. They love dancing, no other female can compare to how a jersey girl dances, they have the baddest accent ever.. Their hair, nails, eyebrows, and shoes always come first.. The best kind of friend to have a around, the best kind of girlfriend , and mother... Get you one
Them Jersey girls is keepers.
Jersey girls are conceited.
by SelfMadee1000 March 30, 2015
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popular girls

The kind of girl that is generally a bimbo, most likely is a cheerleader, and is convinced that the captain of the football team is dating her because he loves her, not because she puts out. Often pretends to be a feminist or such thing just to add a little "colour" to her shallow little life. Usually a vegetarian, because she's dumb enough to think that rabbits die for my meals(though they often wind up in those crop threshing things)
I don't think that makes you a slut, sometimes a bathroom stall is all you can find!
They think they're the popular girls here...SLUTS!
by shoot_hitler December 28, 2005
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Girls

Demons from hell that feed on the souls of men. Always get what they want, especially the more attractive ones. Are known to be nice to men only in myths. Play evil tricks and commit evil acts like dumping their drink on their boyfriend or husband because of something they think was mean. Girls contain the emotional stability of a rhino on a unicycle balancing on a tightrope made of fishing string. They can be sweet and loving one second and become hostile and filled with rage the next second (their true identity).
Man: Wow! ur the hottest girl in the world! (talking to girlfriend)
Woman: Oh! So who's the second hottest?! Ur so insensitive! I hate you!
Man: Girls are CRAZY!!! I'm thinking about suicide. (Thinking to self)
by potpouri! March 5, 2009
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two girls one cup

Verb. Synonymous with discouraged, obliterated, or owned. Just as the video, "Two Girls, One Cup" destroys women's rights, any erection a man will ever have in the future, and the confidence of a proud toilet.
1. Samuel Jackson two girls one cups everyone else in every movie he's ever played in.

2. Renee Zelwegger's appearance totally two girls one cupped my burgeoning erection
by Josh Snyder January 14, 2008
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Cape Girls

Small town stuck up girls that think they are the shit since they are from cape cod- but reality check most ppl from places that actually are happening don't even know what cape cod is
cape girl says "i don't want to cross the bridge because there might actually be something to do over it and some ppl who aren't exactly like me and white"
by Liz A May 17, 2005
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Two girls one cup

What a person makes a friend watch to torture them
by yuiopujm July 11, 2018
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VSCO Girls

VSCO girls are a cult of awesome girls with a quest to save the turtles! Anyone can be a VSCO girl as long as they are rich enough to buy all of the mandatory accessories and if they can save a turtle. VSCO girls also have to say And I Oop Sksksk. VSCO girls take pride in what they do. Don’t anger a VSCO girl, if you want to know what happens when you do ask Billy, oh wait you can’t... he went missing.
VSCO Girl: Save the turtles sksksk!
Turtle Hater: Give me that Hydro Flask *hits VSCO Girl with her hydro flask*
Other VSCO girls: and i oop! Get him!

Turtle Hater: I’m sorry please don’t hurt me. Ahh not the metal straws! Get that Carmex away from me! Ahh i don’t want scrunchies!* Gets knocked out by the psycho hoard of VSCO Girls*
VSCO Girls: And I Oopsksksk, save the turtles!
by I like avocados November 2, 2019
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