glasabarn

a guy who gets pregnent in a glas

er þetta glasabarn? nei þetta er svanþór

by typpi mitt October 18, 2019

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008

Buffs Glasses

Expensive Cartier glasses that many rappers wear. Made popular in Detroit.

“Buffed up like Debo, any nigga try to rob me he a jackass like Steve - O

“All white Buffies got the hoes wanna fuck me”!

I’m scared to wear my Buffs Glasses in Detroit.

by XzMpT September 14, 2018

gassner

A long metal or wooden implement used during 16th - 17th century warfare (primarily between ships at sea)to stuff gunpowder and filler into a cannon prior to firing.

"Good god man, fetch the gassner with haste before we all get blown out of the water!"

Deckhand 1: "The gassner is jammed in the barrel! What shall we do?"
Deckhand 2: "Fire it to sea and I'll go fetch another below deck."

by Ejay Zvekicram January 7, 2009

to glans

To glans, to rub your glans against an object in the purpose of tainting it. Some teach that in a proper glansing the foreskin is pulled back over the object, obviously this creates several problems. For instance circumcised males cannot preform this act, and no matter how stretchy your foreskin is you ain't never getting it to stretch around a car.

Dude I glansed your toothbrush.

by Teh PF January 3, 2005

gassing it

When bitches make shit more than the shit needs to be.

"Yeah me and him fought, but we only slapped, niggas gassing it up so now everyone thinks it was a fist fight"

by Tars_95 March 27, 2016

Rosé tinted glasses

A phenomenon, similar to beer goggles whereby the more glasses of rosé a female consumes, the more attractive a male may appear. This then means that a beautiful woman may lower herself to a less-than-stunning bloke, should she consume enough glasses of rosé.

'Hey bro, come look at this stunning girl giving me the eye. She's obviously looking at me through rosé tinted glasses as she hasn't even noticed that I have vomit on my sweater or that my pecker is hanging out.'

by Anonymous submissions October 30, 2016