When a nice Baptist girl waits until her wedding night to have sex, only to find that her hymen has solidified and her nice Baptist boy is unable to penetrate her. After the embarrassment, awkwardness, and doubt subsides, she is forced to go have a doctor surgically "pop her cherry." This concludes the Baptist First Time.
*Any form of conservative dogma that is cuckoo about premarital sex can be substituted for Baptist.
*Any form of conservative dogma that is cuckoo about premarital sex can be substituted for Baptist.
Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Yo dude, your wife was a virgin, right? That's hot! How was she?"
Nice Baptist Boy: "We had a Baptist First Time. She was un-enter-able."
Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Ouchhhh. That's balls, man."
Nice Baptist Boy: "Yeah, the doctor got to have all the fun."
Nice Baptist Boy: "We had a Baptist First Time. She was un-enter-able."
Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Ouchhhh. That's balls, man."
Nice Baptist Boy: "Yeah, the doctor got to have all the fun."
by CMKTBH January 8, 2010
Get the Baptist First Time mug.1)where a man makes a decision, completly diregarding all concequnces that may occur in the result of this action. this may include dating a married woman, buying a piece of crap car, drinking a whole bottle of tequilla then waking up in bath tub next to a stripper named candy whose ironiclly enough... a married 17 year old who ralphed in your 1989 ford aerostar last night. awesome!
2)where a skater/bmx'er/snowboarder etc.. falls from a great distance and lands on his balls being the first to hit the ground. :-(
2)where a skater/bmx'er/snowboarder etc.. falls from a great distance and lands on his balls being the first to hit the ground. :-(
1) yea my friend grant went to jail for wrecking that stolen corvette.oh well, he said he was going balls first when he told me he was going to rob a bank "point break" style.
2) dude, i was like, totally hitting this bodacious rail, and then BAM! i hit balls first, i think one nut went inside for a sec.
2) dude, i was like, totally hitting this bodacious rail, and then BAM! i hit balls first, i think one nut went inside for a sec.
by im ish, really i am. October 3, 2006
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An awesome Punk Band that does covers on all the good songs from the 60's and 70's. Some of their good songs are:
Stairway to Heaven
Isn't she lovely?
Over the rainbow
The longest time
And many more.
Stairway to Heaven
Isn't she lovely?
Over the rainbow
The longest time
And many more.
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Get the Me First and the Gimme Gimmes mug.The practice of using care in language when talking about people with disabilities. For example, one would say "child with a disability" versus "disabled child." This puts the person first and emphasizes the person instead of the disability.
by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004
Get the people first language mug.A type of speech intended to separate the disability from the person. It has become well accepted by non-disabled people who try to advocate for the disabled, but beyond that has numerous flaws. Disabled and particularly autistic people have complained that it treats the disability like something too terrible to be mentioned, something unimportant, or something that can be easily separated from the person. The awkward phrasing also has the tendency to bring out the disability.
In some cases, this form is grammatically correct, if the name of the disability cannot be transformed into an adjective. An often used example is "child with Down's Syndrome" instead of "Down's Syndrome child". No attempt can change Down's Syndrome, cerebral palsy, muscular dystrophy, etc. into an adjective.
In some cases, this form is grammatically correct, if the name of the disability cannot be transformed into an adjective. An often used example is "child with Down's Syndrome" instead of "Down's Syndrome child". No attempt can change Down's Syndrome, cerebral palsy, muscular dystrophy, etc. into an adjective.
I am autistic, not a person with autism. I could use people first language by calling myself a person with femaleness. Everyone would think it odd, but my gender is less essential to who I am than my neurological configuration.
by InvisibleK October 16, 2005
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Tom: So how was your day?
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.
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Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore have awesome chemistry in this movie!
Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore have awesome chemistry in this movie!
I watched 50 first dates. I watched it 6 more times after that.
Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.
Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.
Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.
Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.
by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008
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