freddy got fingered

Tom Green's magnum opus and one of the most underrated comedies in cinema history, bearing a stellar performance by Rip Torn and a slew of cameos ranging from Anthony Michael Hall to Shaquille O'neal.

Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.

Yeah, obviously, if you hate Tom Green you will probably hate Freddy Got Fingered, but whether you admit it or not, the man is a genius.

by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008

Finger Gun

Used by placing the "gun" to the side of one's own head or under the chin, as if committing suicide, to indicate a strong desire to be put out of one's misery, either from boredom or exasperation.

-Hey, have you seen jose's picture?
No, why?
-He has a finger gun to his head!
Oh, I think he wants to take away his life:\

by Dyablo October 2, 2011

fingered

fingers being inserted into the vagina, usually very rapidly.

jenny fingered me so fast, I came all over her fingers.

by amanda October 21, 2003

Five Finger Death Punch

A "metal" band from Las Vegas that started out as Pantera-Lite and then devolved to Heavy Nickelback for angsty teenagers. Corporate sellouts who pioneered the genre "troopcore" which essentially means metalcore with extra emphesis of sucking up to vets as a way to seel records plus further their faux "I'm a badass" energy.

Five Finger Death Punch used to show promise but then they sold out and write radio ballads.

by MonasThighs May 16, 2019

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

two girls one finger

A disgusting video following the same type of principle as "Two Girls One Cup". Involves two asians, nude, involved in sexual acts but at the same time making each other throw up on each other, eating it, etc. Also involves fecal matter being eaten.

"My girlfriend showed me two girls one finger, and I nearly threw up."

by Fox221 December 31, 2007

finger jousting

Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go of their hand.

Dude, www.fingerjoust.com is the shiznit! It's all about finger jousting.

by Lord of the Joust October 9, 2005