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Ron Burgundy: today in sports- The University of Notre Dame has decided to change it's mascot from the Fighting Irish to the Fighting Doberman Pinscher Genitilias. Students were outraged at this change.
by michaelgotta November 20, 2006
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final fight

A side-scroling beat 'em up that was realeased in 89 but the story happens 2 years earlier.
Mike Haggar (from saturday night slam masters) is the mayor of Metro City, the "crime captial of the world." The Mad Gear gang runs the city and they kidnap Haggar's daughter, Jessica. Haggar gets his gym buddies, Guy, the bushin ninja and Cody, the street fighter, to help him rid the city of the mad gear gang for good. They beat up tons of people using punches, kicks, throws, pilledrivers, flying kicks, knives, katanas, lead pipes etc. And they rescue Jessica and Cody knocks the leader out of a window (Shows this at the start of final fight 2, in the Japanese version anyway.)
This game was moved to so many consoles. On SNES, they removed 2 player mode, Guy and a whole level. They also changed Poison and Roxy to Billy and Sid because they thought they were transvestites and because they didn't like the idea of hitting women (Which completly contradicts the first thing.) Damnd and Sodom were changed to Thraser and Katana.
The story of Final Fight 2 is Mad Gear regroups and goes international. They capture Guy's girlfirend (Or wife... or something) Rena and Guy's master's master. Maki, Rena's sister rings up Haggar and asks him to help get them back. He does, with the help of Carlos, someone who is staying at Haggar's place at the time. No Cody or Guy, they were either training, in jail or doing the street fighter alpha stuff. Anyway, the three beat Mad Gear, this time for good.
In final fight 3, Haggar, Guy (By now the events of street fighter Alpha 1, 2 and 3 are over) a cop called Lucia and a street fighter who had his family mudered, Dean, fight the Skull Cross gang who took over after Mad Gear was destroyed. They beat the leader and knock him into some high voltage electricity thing.

There were so many conversions of the original (Final Fight for sega cd, gba etc.) There was also final fight revenge but people still wonder if this has anyhting to do with the story line. There's also a few gaps between the games coz the whole story line consists of street fighter games, saturday night slam masters and a whole lot of other games.
Streets of Rage was a total rip-off of Final Fight but still a good game. Final Fight is the King of beat 'em ups!
by Marbarian May 17, 2005
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sword fighting

1:Using ones own penis, be it erect of flaccid, to engage in combat with another man/traps penis. Much like sword fighting, there are many different personalized maneuvers depending on what size your weapon and skill level. Usually done between good friends, and preferably with heterosexuals, however the act of attacking another man's penis with your penis may make you appear gay yourself.

Tl;Dr: slapping dicks with dudes being a faggot
male 1: (whips dick out) EN GARDE!!!!
male 2: (also whips out dick) commence the slapfest!!!!
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
there is no victor because sword fighting in this manner makes you gay.
by uhnanimuss October 16, 2012
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cock fighter

Jus like pork sword fighting.
You batter each others wangs, with each others wangs.
man you gotta stop cock fighting and get back to stabbing ass.
by Demoulous October 24, 2003
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Foo Fighters

The greatest rock band in the world at the moment, fronted by the world's biggest ROCKSTAR: Dave (Rock &) Grohl! Who is also perhaps the single coolest human yet produced here on earth.

Dave's former Nirvana band mate Kurdt Cobain is often refered to as a musical genius. 17 years later however it turns out that Dave Grohl is the true genius.
by B.L. ZeBOB October 23, 2011
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Monkey Knife Fight

Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.
by Olaf June 19, 2005
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sword fight

a party, or gathering, at which the number of penises out-weighs the number of vaginas by a lop-sided margin.
i do believe this party has turned into quite the sword fight. let us venture to the titty-bar, shall we?
by daruck December 16, 2008
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