nap faded

n. when one wakes from a nap and resembles an individual who is really doped up on weed (eyes bloodshot, watery eyes), usually because they took a nap with contact lenses in.

When Tom woke from his nap during his lunch break, his co-workers thought he was high. His boss then subsequently fired him when, in actuality, he was only nap faded.

by Max Wellington September 23, 2013

Hard Fade

When a girl stops talking to a dumb idiot that they don't want to bang.

Kyle got hard faded by Melissa. Now he is crying but scuba and can't see tears.

by Tmoney September 15, 2014

Beer Fadge

When a woman has a really large gut/Belly/Stomach and it hangs down towards their knees

Look at the beer fadge on her, its nearly hitting her toes

by Moralee April 24, 2016

jungle fade

Jungle Fade

When two or more gorilla like male or females commence in an altercation that resembles that of an actual altercation in the jungle.

If she keeps talking she going to end up with a jungle fade.

by Bori92PA May 1, 2016

Pizza Faded

When you eat so much Dominoes pizza you get high.

Damn boy that double cheese Dominoes got me Pizza faded, my shit is slumped.

by BowssDowgg001 September 30, 2016

Tipsy faded

How she feels after a couple of drinks and a couple of bong hits.

My girlfriend threw back a couple of beers and took a few good bong hits and then writes on snapchat that she is tipsy faded. (It means either there will be teasing only and no sex tonight or there will be amazingly hot sex for several hours). Please be the latter I don't want blue balls.

by Bigbear55555 April 26, 2017

Time fade

When your tripping on acid and it appears that things are ageing

Bro you keep getting older the time fade is crazy

by Gassy mexican August 8, 2017