fat head

a person who is a real moron,
one who has no common sense.

A politician.

terry, you are such a fuckin' fat head!

by customfab75 November 18, 2003

fat kid

a dude who plays fortnite and eats chips

that kid is such a fat kid

by fat kid memes lol die kys March 5, 2019

Fat People

People who are rejected in society cause their fat and stuff.
Commonly found:
1) Falling off bridges.
2) Getting pushed off bridges.
3) Breaking bridges and therefor falling into the water.
4) The Jerry Springer show

Skinny person 1: Yo dude did you see those Fat People fall into the water!
Skinny person 2: Yeah I heard there was a flood in Paris!
*Both of them laugh*
Fat guy from Paris: Latz' nowt fahny.
*Both skinny people push him into a bridge*

by NFtheAwesomeGuy April 9, 2009

Fat People

...need sex just like normal people too...

They just have to pay for it.

i feel sorry for fat people

by ssssasaasss October 13, 2007

fat fuck

a person who is horizontally challenged or over weight.

"yo get up off o dat chair you fat fuck"
"leave my food alone you've had enough you fat fuck"

by MC SHITHEAD May 26, 2005

Fat Eyes

When you order (or want to order) too much food because you are extremely hungry. Can be a direct result of drinking too much.

After a long night of partying, I went to the diner and let my fat eyes order chicken fingers and mozzarella sticks.

by jenncasestyle April 6, 2010

Fat Nerd Standards

A state of mind possessed by losers and virgins convincing them that any female who isn't photoshopped or surgery'd to 'perfection' is less than woman enough for their fat nerd sex.

Fearne Cotton does not meet my Fat Nerd Standards, I would much rather masturbate over hentai or Pamela Anderson.

by TheOneAndOnlyShane July 10, 2010