Pulling an evan 

When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.

Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!

Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan

Pulling an evan by Ridiculously June 18, 2020

Pulling an evan 

when someone ghosts you for more than a day

he/she haven’t texted me back

yea he’s pulling an evan

Pulling an evan by jeff15555 September 11, 2020

Pulling-an-Evan 

The act of starting a Videogame and quitting partway through.

Joe: Hey has Jake finished the the new Final Fantasy game yet?

Jim: No, that bastard's Pulling-an-Evan.

Pulling-an-Evan by Yintono November 11, 2020

my loml evan 

someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.

them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan

my loml evan by love u xoxo December 21, 2020

Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights by TKM06 July 6, 2021

Hadley and Evan 

The most powerful couple there is out there, anyone who dares stand in their way is stomped out until they are nothing but molecules. Hadley being the looks and the smarts of the relationship while Evan is the easy going laid back funny guy. These two put together make other couples shit themselves if a couple is like a Hadley and Evan couple they're known as a Hevan couple

"Omg did you see that Hevan couple" fucken Britney

"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney

"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis

Hadley and Evan by The_dictionaryadditioner July 7, 2021

Pulled an Evan 

When you get your charging cord stuck in your ceiling fan and break it

Man I I just pulled an evan and my moms gonna kill me

Pulled an Evan by Ricobain February 5, 2022