Evan

Full time sick cunt.

"oh, look there's an Evan, just send it."

by Just send it, bruh March 6, 2020

evan

a kid who likes to play roblox weight lifting simulator 3

evan played roblox the whole class

by roy 2005mg April 1, 2020

Evan

as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.

kid: who's Evan?
kid: hes the sporty type of guy but he's super forgetful though

by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019

Kai and Evan Disorder

When you jack off and watch porn so much, you become a addict who never leaves their room unless their mom forces them to. If they go to school, they try to make everybody become addicted

Looks like Alex caught Kai and Evan Disorder

by Goomba420 February 12, 2024

Pulling an Evan

To procrastinate or be idiotic

I’m too tired today. I’m going to pull an Evan.
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?

by Evon zoo June 12, 2022

Evan

A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.

Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is

Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.

Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.

by S_istheloml March 30, 2024

Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.

“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”

by Evan-tax March 26, 2024