The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.
Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.
by Charlie Muurphy February 15, 2007
Get the Dirty Geraldomug. Jordan: Donnie and Marissa have been behind the bleachers for some time now. I wonder what they're doing.
Ronald: you know what they're doing. Marissa is probably doing the dirty deed.
Ronald: you know what they're doing. Marissa is probably doing the dirty deed.
by Scoopdevious May 28, 2016
Get the Dirty Deedmug. When you want to have sex with your girl but you have no protection, so you use a Venomoth Pokémon card as a condom whilst you scream “I wanna be the very best.”
by Ligma joe mama March 28, 2020
Get the Dirty Cassidymug. by joe dirt jr January 16, 2007
Get the Dirty Keithmug. A Canadian Soda Beverage mixed with Promethazine Codeine Syrup. Basically just that Lean/Drank/Sizzurp/Muddy-Water with Jones instead of Sprite.
by EasterPinky November 22, 2011
Get the Dirty Jonesmug. dirty lala - when you stick your finger in (your) butt hole and then rub it in someones eye to give them pink eye
by walterh1 September 25, 2010
Get the dirty lalamug. A Dirty Maurice is one who is a freak in the bed but seems so innocent outside of it. Will rock your world... sometimes best of both worlds. Someone you want to go back to and always talking about.
by Online Guru June 8, 2020
Get the dirty mauricemug.