Panic Diet

The only food options available at the grocery store after mass crowds have cleared shelves amidst COVID-19 pandemic.

Guy1: You been keeping your macros diversified since Coronavirus, bruh?
Guy2: Nah bruh. All I got these days to eat is wheat germ, anchovies and tampons. It’s the Panic Diet.
Guy1: Ouch, that’s painful bruh.

by Amishdong28 March 22, 2020

fuck dheth

Go to google translate dickhead

Fuck dheth use google translate

by bean nigga April 21, 2020

Caleb Diehl

A fucking communist dog

Hey look at Caleb Diehl being a communist

by Jacob snyder May 2, 2020

Caleb diehl

Dirty communist

Oh look at Caleb diehl over there being a commie

by Jacob snyder May 2, 2020

candylope diet

A weight-loss regiment where da only exercise ya get is to amble down da street to da sweets-shop.

Garfield finds health-foods to be intolerable, so da only weight-loss regimen he'd be able to stand would be da candylope diet.

by QuacksO September 19, 2020

Clinton diet

Used to describe a person from a small town in Indiana that is on meth

Look at that houser dude he has lost a lot of weight he must be on the clinton diet

by Thomass7784r September 19, 2020

Carbage diet

A diet in which you can eat all the carbs you want as long as you find them in the trash.

Hey, I saw you digging in the garbage at work. Are you poor?

Not poor, just trying this new carbage diet.

by cokemidget November 3, 2020