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Urban Dictionary Rage 

This is the act of getting super pissed off because everytime you hit random on your Urban Dictionary app you get retarded words like "Lana" that describe peoples friends and are most likely retarded attempts to flirt with someone. No one cares about "Lana" she is probably a skank who goes down for dimes, but not on you hence the reason you are desperately trying to get her attention. After about 20 minutes of searching Urban Dictionary you toss your phone at the nearest person you don't like and go back to web surfing for porn.
Person 1: "Why are you buying a new phone?"

Person 2: "I got Urban Dictionary Rage and hurled my old one into that ugly skank Lana's forehead before going back to porn and jerking off."

Person 1: "well played"
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urban dictionary 

where you go when your bored and want to learn a new word anything from perity to cockblocker

Urban Dictionary Rejection Reflection 

When you try to publish a word on Urban Dictionary, it is rejected, and you pause to contemplate why.
I try to define rapediculous on U.D. as a situation that is bad and also ridiculous, but this word and definition is rejected. Why? Too naughty / sexist? There's far filthier on U.D... Not funny? Not used? I use it... How can I clean it up slightly and get it through? ...Do they have a file on me?...Is it time for me to grow up?...the Urban Dictionary Rejection Reflection...

Urban Dictionary 

Apparently you're not the first person who searched "Urban Dictionary" on Urban Dictionary.com.
Tom: I must be the first smart kid searching urban dictionary on urban dictionary.com!

typing......

Tom: Damn!
Urban Dictionary by ForeignKidMark February 12, 2013

urban dictionary 

Simultaneously the most fucked up and awesome website in the world. Features thousands of definitions, commonly made by smart arses and 12 year olds.
Person 1: Mate, what does twat mean?
Person 2: I dunno, search it in urban dictionary.

Urban Dictionary Nazi 

A man (mostly men) that refuse to accept good sound urban dictionary definitions without valid reason and also without any empathy for how the submitter must feel (rejection after rejection).
"Did you see that urban dictionary mail? The Urban Dictionary Nazi's at work again. Give me a napkin. *sniff* Bastards!
Urban Dictionary Nazi by Cointopay September 15, 2014

Urban Dictionary 

The website you are looking at right now, dipshit.
"Hey did you see Aardvark Cum on Urban Dictionary? No? Well fuck you too."
Urban Dictionary by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014