Daving someone is when you have a girl over and she gives you a blow job. You blow your load in her mouth without warning and kick her out of your room so that she has to sleep in the living room on your futon, cold and without any covers. That is the definition of "daving" someone.
by Beardedcap July 30, 2013
Get the Daving mug.Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.
He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.
Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW
Stay away from these individuals
He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.
Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW
Stay away from these individuals
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Get the Daving mug.A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.
by Mini Dave November 20, 2020
Get the Mini Dave mug.Person 1: “Yo, where’d Mark go?”
Person 2: “He took a Dave like five minutes ago.”
Person 1: “No warning?”
Person 2: “Nope. The guy vanished mid-sentence.”
Person 1: “Bro, why’d he just leave like that?”
Person 2: “That’s literally what ‘take a Dave’ means, just walking out abruptly.”
Person 1: “Dang… he really took a Dave then.”
Person 2: “He took a Dave like five minutes ago.”
Person 1: “No warning?”
Person 2: “Nope. The guy vanished mid-sentence.”
Person 1: “Bro, why’d he just leave like that?”
Person 2: “That’s literally what ‘take a Dave’ means, just walking out abruptly.”
Person 1: “Dang… he really took a Dave then.”
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