Cooter Blast

Ejaculation.

He just cooter blasted all over her face!

by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009

Bunt Faced Cooter

1) when a girl is being a real wench
2) when a guy is being a real puss

1) "I came home last night and tried to put it in the poop shoot, but my lady was being a real Bunt Faced Cooter"

2) "Yo, bro, you want another frosty bronson?"
"No, I'm ok with just this one"
"Stop being such a Bunt Faced Cooter and slam another coldie"

by Hugsnotdrugs July 12, 2007

cooter roundhouse

several quick kicks (and sometimes punches) administered to the cooter, an expansion of the cooter kick

Gina's such a bitch, she doesn't deserve just a cooter kick, she deserves a cooter roundhouse!

by Emily843 September 12, 2008

cooterbacon

A grotesque-looking flab of skin in the vaginal area that is commonly believed to resemble a piece of uncooked bacon.

Melanie has to have about four pounds of cooterbacon on her vagina.

by Kellie Truong December 16, 2008

cooties-esque

of or pertaining to the degradation of women.

Josh: Dude, then you would have wasted your whole night hanging out with a girl!
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.

by letom January 6, 2008

cooteh

Means to be perfect in every way and to induce sex in every female he encounters

omg your so much like cooteh in that outfit

by tehjames January 6, 2008

cooter-press

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.

Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.

by Pokefan88 January 9, 2009