cool story dude

A typical response to a dumb or pointless anecdote among friends.

Kyle: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out.

Kavon: Cool Story Dude!

by Coolius October 22, 2008

cool and tough

Cool and tough is an interestingly paradoxical statement. Too much cool, you're not tough enough. On the other hand, too much tough, and you're not cool (huge problem). Needless to say, cool and tough is an enormous problem that America, and various other countries, are facing. Is Keller Williams cool/tough? Possibly so. Is he crunchy? The answer is a resounding yes.

Jennifer Kay Barton is cool and tough (Keller Williams is simply crunchy, amirite?)

by COOL AND TOUGH FO LYFE March 7, 2009

cool dog

A radical food hybrid which tops the classic american frankfurter with a scoop of delightful ice cream. Yum Yum!

Brady and Joelle invented the cool dog, it's freakin' delish, i'll take two!! Hey, have you also tried their tunaughty sandwich? Goes great with a cool b.

by jleung April 8, 2010

Cool drink of water

A tall, COOL, glass of water is a babe so hot you need a glass of water after checking her out.

"Dayyyyuuuummmmm she's a cool drink of water!"

by Camelcarmels June 13, 2015

cool kid

A kid too 'Cool' to do what everyone else wants to do or do anything at all. This will include ditching his/her friends to do nothing at all or not do homework.

His Almighty Coolness

Lorne: I dont want to go to her house.
Ritter and Chun: You are such a cool kid.

by Ritter_pwns November 8, 2007

Cool as a Mug

Cool, or phat. Came into being in the early 1990's in urban Washington D.C. Was based on the root beer, Mug.

Dat Caddy be cool as a Mug.

by leroy January 17, 2004

Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010