commatossed

When you are dead asleep from all the alcohol and drugs and someone gives you a rimjob.

I got so wasted last night at the party I fell asleep in Paul's bedroom and I think I was commatossed by someone.

by deckartemus May 17, 2019

common sense

Literally the trait that is hardest to find in out modern world. So rare it may be a super power.

"wait, my common sense is tingling..." - Deadpool

by A_Person06 May 22, 2019

Common sense

Not at all common makes you think before you do again not common

Man that dipshit has no common sense

by Common shit May 27, 2019

Commodore Bondage

You Invite your girlfriend or mate into your Holden Commodore and tie him/her up with a bondage kit or rope and duct tape. Start the commodore, lock the doors and floor the accelerator to board aka maximum revs and do a burnout till you've scared her. You then perform a sexual act on him/her (Blow Job, Anal Sex or kinky sex for example. When he/she has an orgasm rev the engine to the max to distract him/her from cleaning up pants after they've cummed/jizzed themselves.

Person 1: Hey girl, you wanna take a ride?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: let's have commodore bondage

by BigBunnyrabbits June 30, 2019

Commit Dead Baby

The act of dying, and or killing someone in discrete manner. Often by the proxy of overmedicating.

Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.

by BenDober September 4, 2019

Commit Dead Baby

The act of dying, and or killing someone in discrete manner. Often by the proxy of overmedicating.

Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.

by BenDober September 4, 2019

Common Sense

A necessity to human survival. The only thing preventing us from dying, excluding radiation, gravity, air, food, and water.
7% of EARTH’s population has and uses this.

It’s common sense that you don’t know common sense.

by Some1Two September 26, 2019