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wonder cock

A penis of mammoth or mythical proportions.
"He had a wonder cock so extraordinary that even Chuck Norris would bow down before it's mighty girth"
by C. Fo June 16, 2006
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Long Strong Cock

a penis that is not only large in length but also large in girth with many veins showing even when soft, which may look alot like a strong arm
An attractive woman looks forward to riding on her boyfriend's Long Strong Cock!
by awiz December 9, 2010
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Cock Rocket

When you shoot a load of semen across the room by holding onto the base of your penis while you ejaculate and then releasing your grip 2-3 seconds after cuming.
Joe shot a cock rocket across the room at maxium velocity after and intense sexual encounter with his wife.
by jojobigred July 5, 2009
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Cock Meat Sandwich

(noun) kok-meet-sand-wich

A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
Example 1: Hey girls! Wanna give me a Cock Meat Sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a blowjob?
Example 2:

Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).

later on...

Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!
by Charles U. May 17, 2008
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Cock Pocket

A vagina or other female orifice for the male penis
Lets go fill our cock pockets (pick up men)
by Jim Thomsen August 4, 2006
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cock-juggling-thunder-cunt

hallarious insult used in Blade Trinity.
"You cock-juggling-thunder-cunt!"
by ducttapeman May 2, 2005
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alarm cock

When you wake a girl by poking her with a hard cock.
Kelly: Why do you look so tired?

Erica: Sam's alarm cock woke me up early.
by wplv April 26, 2010
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