cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.

Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.

by Moojostuff November 18, 2009

cock raiser

Any physical aspect of the human anatomy (generally part of the female anatomy) that causes a penis to become erect when a male sees it.

Dude 1: Did you see the booty on that girl?
Dude 2: Shit, did I! It was a real cock raiser

by GTPRIX October 01, 2014

Cock lottery

The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.

I finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, I won the cock lottery!

by tallgirl11_2 July 11, 2011

Clash of Cocks

When to males get hard and fight each other with their cocks

Hey dude let’s play clash of cocks

by William Crenshaw September 23, 2019

cock fog

verb

A strategy or tacktic of a Cock Blocker, who elusively Blocks a Cock without leaving definitive evidence that he is in fact a Cock Blocker.

"But Dawson said she has herpes?"

"No Russ... He wants her for himself. You're in some serious Cock Fog right now."

by KitsSmeller April 27, 2016

Cock shift

to move your penis from one side of your pants to the other

"He's just mad because he needs a cock shift."

by metalheadlegion February 13, 2009

Lawn Cocks

Mushrooms

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017