wooden cock

Wooden cock- A device used to engage in sex with men who have no genitals.

Girl - wanna have sex?
Man- Let me get my wooden cock

by Sexyassgrizzlybear May 26, 2016

Cock Miles

A measure of the amount of sexual intercourse a woman has had. Typically with multiple partners over an extended period, the effects of which can often be discerned from her demeanour/appearence.

1. She looks like she has had a lot of cock miles
2. She has got cock miles all over her face

by rupDawg September 23, 2010

Cock lottery

The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.

I finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, I won the cock lottery!

by tallgirl11_2 July 10, 2011

Cock Weevil

Another term for the oh so lovable crabs.

Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 30, 2004

cock bake

At least 4 dudes in one small space.

Upon entering an ice house with 5 dudes in occupancy, one may exclaim: Jesus fucking christ its hot in here! What is this? A cock bake!?

by chuggie-ya July 16, 2014

Lawn Cocks

Mushrooms

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

cock raiser

Any physical aspect of the human anatomy (generally part of the female anatomy) that causes a penis to become erect when a male sees it.

Dude 1: Did you see the booty on that girl?
Dude 2: Shit, did I! It was a real cock raiser

by GTPRIX September 30, 2014