(n.)

1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.

2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!

2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
by Headless Chicken December 11, 2010
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APCC has a fully integrated treatment suite that offers the most advanced treatment in surgical, radiation and medical procedures. True to the Apollo Pillars of Expertise and Excellence, the Centre brings together a powerful team of clinicians renowned globally in cancer care.
Apollo Proton Cancer Centre (APCC) is the first and only proton therapy centre in South Asia and Middle East and it is India's first JCI accredited Cancer hospital.
by Apollo Proton November 25, 2021
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Cake baking recipe of the torchbearer. Making all vegans bake seitan steak, and praising the devil doing so.
This conflict escalated so fast. Neo is such a cancer spreader; he is a true meme bot.
by AgenderedAntichrist March 11, 2021
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The dude - who by his very force of personality (or lack thereof) kills any semblance of a festive atmosphere.
So, we were at this party. Having a pretty good time. Then, this dude walks over and starts talking about his dog that he just put down. Instant party cancer...
by Heffe Mopak February 1, 2014
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In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy
by smartist June 11, 2008
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