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Pubic lung cancer

When you roll someone's pubes up in a cigarette, blow the smoke into an aerosol can and use it as deodorant.
"My mate got pubic lung cancer, he smells like balls."

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really
Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

Rare Candy Cancer

When you force level your pokemon with so many rare candies that the pokemon develops cancer most commonly in the form of prostate, or ditto cancer
I fed my gible 95 rare candies and now he has Rare Candy Cancer
Rare Candy Cancer by Not any clue December 25, 2025

The scientist who cured breast cancer 

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.
Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."

Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes. 

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Person 0: Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.

Exploring the Role of Exosomal non-coding RNA from Precancerous Polyps Progression to Colorectal Cancer Tumorigenesis via Metabolic Reprogramming 

Exploring the Role of Exosomal non-coding RNA from Precancerous Polyps Progression to Colorectal Cancer Tumorigenesis via Metabolic Reprogramming
Exploring the Role of Exosomal non-coding RNA from Precancerous Polyps Progression to Colorectal Cancer Tumorigenesis via Metabolic Reprogramming