TikTok Brain Cancer 

A part of TikTok so weird and deranged that it forms brain tumors. Example: Conspiracy theories, Racialism, Racism, Brainrot, Cringe and uncanny valley.

Bro my fyp is just TikTok brain cancer wtf.

Johnny probably has TikTok brain cancer.

TikTok Brain Cancer by Delusionally July 20, 2024

Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Cat The Cancer 

Thou one whom all shall soon know...

Be prepared, the world as we know it is soon to end. For Atlas shall return and restore justice upon us all, with no other that thy Cat The Cancer.

- Cat The Cancer

Cat The Cancer by Cat The Cancer April 24, 2025

Pubic lung cancer

When you roll someone's pubes up in a cigarette, blow the smoke into an aerosol can and use it as deodorant.

"My mate got pubic lung cancer, he smells like balls."

Pubic lung cancer by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really

Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

Stage 4 penis cancer by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

Rare Candy Cancer

When you force level your pokemon with so many rare candies that the pokemon develops cancer most commonly in the form of prostate, or ditto cancer

I fed my gible 95 rare candies and now he has Rare Candy Cancer

Rare Candy Cancer by Not any clue December 25, 2025

Looking For Testicle Cancer

when your brother catches you jerking off and you use this as an excuse.

Person 1: I actually caught my brother touching himself

Person 2: I was actually looking for testicle cancer because I slept on them

Looking For Testicle Cancer by John Fignit July 13, 2026