the Cracker

The second deadliest enemy of the Freshness League. He uses attacks like the Hoedown, Seed Spittin, and the fearsome Huntin Dawg.

Gangsta Boy: galloping gophers, Phatman! Its......the Cracker!

the Cracker: Time far a hoedown boys! Yee Haw!

by Ninjalo June 11, 2006

cracker barrel

An unfortunate occurrence during man-on-man sex in which the participating scrotal sacks SLAM into one another causing discomfort. cracker barrel.

"Take it easy lover! You just cracker barrel-ed me!"

by skinnybeast420 July 16, 2014

Cracker bag

It's a slightly less offensive way of calling someone "a crazy".

Look Drew - She's a proper Cracker bag!

by JaXnwhits October 10, 2008

Cockerdoodle

a really uncool person.. or a real big asshole!!!

Wow mike is being a Cockerdoodle

by TacoWave1 February 13, 2009

crackerberry

A white computer nerd that needs to communicate through electronic devices to get things done, while pretending to be metro sexual and cool.

Joe, maybe you should just ask her out on a date face-to-face. Are you planning on having sex with her through your phone also?

Joe is nothing but a crackerberry.

by Pazgb March 6, 2009

Cracker-Jackass

1) The guy selling Cracker Jack at Fenway who runs down the aisle then screams at the bottom "WHO WANTS CRACKER JACKS??"

2) The guy at Fenway who stands up during an at-bat to wave down the Craker Jack vendor so his kid/girlfriend/gay lover can fish through the box for a prize.

3) see also Crunch n' Ass-Munch

"Hey, sit down cracker-jackass!!"

by barry mcsorely April 24, 2009

Chacker

a cute nickname for a pet chicken

"Chackers... little babers.. come here sweethearts" :)

by jellyfishprincess July 29, 2011