cooter conked 

A more aggressive version of clam slamming

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!

cooter conked by MissouriBound January 28, 2024

Coyotito 

When you blow a person’s brains out

I just shot that guy in the head!
He totally got Coyotito’ed

Coyotito by yeetman2610 March 29, 2024

Coyotito 

When you blow someone’s brains out.

I just sniped that guy in the head!
I know! He totally got Coyotito’ed

Coyotito by yeetman2610 March 29, 2024

Cooter Crunch 

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

Cooter Crunch by Pb an j April 1, 2024

Cooter 

“ Cooter is an Adderall fueled love child between Albert Einstein and your local Cashe River crack whore, The Cooter is a outboard destroyer and Greenhead Purist”

"I cant believe he just destroyed 2 motors in the same weekend" "Thats just Cooter shit"

Cooter by PABLOESCOBAR42069 April 11, 2024

Cooted

When you get so coked up that you can't remember if you let someone film you doing something that will later ruin your life.

Fuck I was so cooted last night. I hope I didnt let someone film me calling Klopp a cunt.

Cooted by Sav-D November 12, 2024

cooterbonked 

When you stretch the labia so far and fit your balls inside and bounce around till you ejaculate screaming I bonked ya

Wanna bonk? Let’s “bonk “

I love getting cooterbonked.

What’s that?

Read above.

cooterbonked by Bonkedintheheadasachild November 26, 2024