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Cooked

When someone gets beat at something bad, demolished, pulverized and/or utterly destroyed.
Did you guys hear Mike and Kris straight up Cooked Deeanna and Anthony on the pool table?
by FargoMan July 24, 2024
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Southern Cooking

On this week's episode of "Single Ladies" (VH1), Val breaks up with a potential boyfriend because, although he'll participate in fellatio, he draws the line at cunnilingus ("I'm not going down there..."). When she relates her experience back at her dress shop, Keisha or April asks why she broke it off. "He doesn't like Southern Cooking", replies Val.
Might have been a double entendre, but in the context in which it occurred....
by KastleKeeper June 13, 2011
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The Raymond Cook

when a male repeatedly calls a male coworker a homo in hopes that he will leave his heterosexual life behindfor a homosexual life together.
I've been giving him the raymond cook him for 2 years now and he still hasn't figured it out.
by Raymond Matthew Cook December 7, 2018
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Harvey cook

by Neiuga August 2, 2020
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Cooked fish

When you are about to have sex and she undresses and she stinks so badly but you just gotta tap that so you dive in anyway.
by 019-2830192830182308123 August 7, 2024
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Hailey Cook

If you ever met a Hailey Cook she will change your life into happiness if you were in depression. She is the most worthy, sweet, loving, and beautiful. She also will tell you wants been on her mind. If you meet a Hailey Cook, try to make her your girlfriend. It is worth it.
Person 1: is that Hailey Cook
Person 2: yeah she is the best girlfriend ever
by Horrorman2900 May 6, 2023
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am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done
i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?
by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024
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