Cat Hand

The hand maintained by a cat owner who is allergic to cats. The cat owner must be careful to use the cat hand only for touching the cats or risk a terrible allergic reaction. Hand washing will return the cat hand to regular-hand status.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? Did you get stung by a bee? Like, in the eyeball?
Guy 2: Nah, I just had an itch and accidentally scratched with my cat hand.

by Cicero's Assassin November 7, 2007

Cat Water

1) cat water is what you call someone who’s fucking annoying.

2) pUsSy jUiCe.

“Dude, you’re literally cat water”

by oriole_bot February 25, 2021

Cat pp

A person (usually a guy) who has an obsession with cats, but claims they aren't a furry and has a small dick and is pretty annoying in general.

Wow that guy is a cat pp, he must have a small dick

by loocheeah February 24, 2021

cat and also cat

Similar to a game of "cat and mouse" but with two equally matched opponents

Our game of cat and also cat ends right now Bizzaro!
-Superman

by supre November 27, 2007

cat fight

1. any nasty fight between women, not necessarily involving physical violence

2. two women fighting. Often involving manuvures men would consider out of bounds e.g. pulling hair, scratching, etc.

3. the male fantasy of two women ripping each others clothes off. Combines the pleasure of multiple strippers, wrestling, and novelty for free. What's not to like?

4. the most sexist/sexiest TV commercial of recent memory in which two models strip down to their lingerie in a pool at a fancy restaurant in less than one minute.

The cat fight commercial was Kitana Baker's ticket to fame. She tore off the "Tastes Great" babe's top in one swipe.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

Cat in the Tub

When a man tries to put his nutsack into a woman's vagina. It is almost imposible, like trying to put a cat in a bathtub.

Cat in the tub

by Fat Brad January 14, 2009

cat bath

Similar to sponge bath, but substitute the sponge for your tongue.

That girl is so hot, Ted wants to dip her in chocolate and give her a cat bath.

by Mow Mow December 14, 2007