scotty buns

a non human that everyone thinks is a human

Scotty Buns is being really weird drinking water with his finger... is he ok?

by DarthPlasma January 26, 2018

chocolate hot cross bun

When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.

She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.

by Rabbit hunter February 1, 2018

Porky bun

Uncircumcised dick (penis).

Referring to the foreskin as the bun, the dick inside as the pork.

“Would you fuck him?”
“No, he’s got a porky bun”

by PorkyBunHater February 1, 2018

Chicago style bun

The situation in which in order to improve friction during sexual interference the genitalia is covered in poppy seeds.

- Honey, could you make a chicago style bun? I 'm not satisfied enough.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

mushed bun

During rectal intercourse, the male participant(s) displaces the original occupants of the aforementioned rectum with his elongated appendage. The probability of this phenomenon occuring is directly proportional distance inserted.

Oh golly, Fenston popped round earlier and left me with a mushed bun.

by Mushy bun February 16, 2018

Bun

To punch, or assualt someone
(Originated in Florida)

Keep trying me ima bun yo ass jit.

by Kappone January 28, 2017

buns

when something is shit

"your wifi is buns!"

by morgancarp February 4, 2017