your own special needs brother

having a weakness that you know makes your life miserable but you still do it because you have zero self-discipline.
however, it can always be argued that you just don't know better because you're like your own little special needs brother

dude: "i cheated on my girlfriend last night with that hot blonde. if she finds out she'll be bitchin' all week."
other dude: "just blame it on your own special needs brother."

by akronym87 April 27, 2008

Goofy Older Brother Syndrome

A condition most commonly pertaining to young men wherein every female he is attracted to automatically kicks him to the friend zone because she thinks of him as an older brother. This often occurs when a girl mistakes being a gentleman or a nice guy for being a pussy. Some girls go so far as to designate these poor bastards as their go-to "Shoulders to Cry on" when they repeatedly get shit on by the assholes they do date. -See the film "Sexdrive"

"Dude did you get anywhere with her last night?"

"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."

by SCF November 6, 2009

love you like a brother

A phrase commonly used by girls to blow off guys they are friends with or dating. It is especially painful for the latter, due to the fact that they have often sacrificed a lot and strong feelings for the girl.

Girl: I'm sorry I haven't been talking to you...I think I love you like a brother.
Boy: I have nothing...#crushed

by gravedanger March 20, 2012

brother blumpkin

A blumpkin involving two men. Also called a brother blumpy.

Also see reverse blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, and reverse cunnilumpkin.

Ever since my butt hymen was broken, it's been much easier to execute the brother blumpkin with my buddies.

by Angry Hippie October 30, 2004

PLAY BROTHER

The undercover love interest of a woman who is engaging another man outside her marriage or relationship. To her husband, this extra guy is a friend (play brother), when the truth is she and this "play brother" may have been intimate in the past, but the relationship did not work out.

He's just my play brother - there is nothing up between him and I.

by D.E.L. December 30, 2011

jonas brothers

gay, annoying people (except for kevin because he isn't a selfish ass.) they have no lives and somehow people still like them. some good songs but whatever.

jonas brothers .
nick & joe jonas.

by poopcrack February 4, 2009

Chemical Brother

A close friend with whom you take mind altering substances. This frienship is often strenghtened by a strong psychic connection, caused by hallucinogenic and euphoric drugs.
a.k.a. "Drug Buddy"

When I was having a bad trip, My chemical brother John came along and helped me relax.

by CRWK April 5, 2006