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Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"
Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

Booted up my pc
Because I need need

To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite

Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time
by JooJ2334 February 7, 2022
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Battlefield High School

High school in Haymarket, Virginia. Known for its abundant amount of rednecks who spend their free time fishing for bass and posting it on their instagram or putting the confederate flag on the back of their 6 wheel trucks. Where there are large groups of asian people and large groups of snoby white girls. Not to mention, the large amount of wannabe preppy fucks who like to consider themselves preppy when wearing a gay vinyard vines t-shirt who roam the school trying to pick up the flat white barbies. Also, where once in a while, an occasional fight randomly breaks out between two black girls. Where everyone likes to hop in their jeeps after school and head over to Tonys where they continue to act like jackasses. Where basically, everyone is a pretentious fuck no matter who they are.
Guy 1: "Hey Guy 2, Im an arrogrant prick who enjoys smoking pot and acting like a jackass in class. I also enjoy hanging out with my friends who, too, post abundant amounts of pictures of bass. Is Battlefield High School the place for me?"

Guy 2: *sees Guy 1's vinyard vines lanyard hanging out of his pocket*
"Yeh, man."
by youreallgoingtohell August 5, 2017
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Fortnite battle pass.

I just shit out my ass.
booted up my pc.
because I need need.

To get that fortnite battle pass.
I like fortnite.
Did I mention fortnite.
I like fortnite.
It's night time.
I mean it's 5 o'clock that's basically night time.
I remember cartoon network adventure time.
"Fortnite battle pass.I just shit out my ass.
booted up my pc.
because I need need.

To get that fortnite battle pass.
I like fortnite.
Did I mention fortnite.
I like fortnite.
It's night time.
I mean it's 5 o'clock that's basically night time.
I remember cartoon network adventure time."

"yes."
by therealJiDion February 15, 2022
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Slap Battles

Slap Battles is a ROBLOX game developed by Tencelll
Player 1: hey man i don't wanna play ability wars that shit is ass
Player 2: ok we got slap battles if you wanna play that
Player 1: isn't that just ability wars but neutered
Player 2: shut the fuck up
by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022
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kentucky horn battle

Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.
Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"

Mother: "lol wut?"
by Sagemassa February 28, 2009
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Battlelands, battlelands?

A phrase you say to someone if you don't know the answer to a question or didn't even understand the question in the first place.
Person1: Hey do you know what Minecraft is?
Person 2: Battlelands, battlelands?
by Heinze Doofenshmirtz June 11, 2019
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Excaliburd Battlehawk

Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.
Excaliburd Battlehawk once Ka Kawed and Chuck Norris flew over.
by BIG BIRD Battlehawk March 2, 2020
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