Snow Blindness

(n) the inability to remember important things or have the motivation to complete necessary tasks because of the presence or anticipated presence of snow.

I didn't get to my homework because of the bad case of snow blindness I had last night

by ayegeepeekay February 28, 2011

Blind Onion

1.)A state of enlightenment which can only be obtained from after the loss of ones sanity.

2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )

www.blindonion.net

After eating his parent's Jimmy felt Blind Onion creeping down his spine.

by Blind Onion May 3, 2005

blindfolded clam trap

the female equivilent to tea bagging

at the party last night, this guy passed out . so i put him in the blindfolded clam trap

by liquidsilk February 28, 2009

Blind Tea Bag

When someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened...)

Billy: "Hmm.... a nap would be nice right about now..." *snore*
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"

by Teenie Bear July 4, 2009

Blind folding

When the male scrotum is covering both eyes of the other person during sexual outercourse (whether it be male or female.)

Common misconception is "Teabagging".

The Professor was blind folding Ginger on the island.

by Apples78 May 13, 2011

blendering

Rendering a picture in your pc with blender, therefore pushing your computer to the absolute max.

Person 1: Hey why is your computer so loud?
Person 2: I'm just blendering, no big deal

Person 1: Dude that's dangerous for the cpu
Person 2: How?

Person 1: The computer sounds like it's gonna explode!

by MyPenJustBroke October 10, 2017

garage-blender

A blender that must be stored in the garage, because it is so manly it offends your wife's delicate senses.

Finally, I can make my own steak-milkshakes, now that I have my new garage-blender.

by Gerard Gadal June 27, 2008