joe bartman

a bulky muscle dude who loves rotisserie turkeys. sometimes supples hprrible sarcasm and stupid noises. for example: yeeeeee

dude did you see that guy? he looked like a joe bartman

by kayschmoy April 20, 2018

Callum Bateman

epic boy :P

That Callum Bateman folk is a real good egg. He's both thicc and loyal. Imagine being anything other than a Callum Bateman in 2018 LUL.

by yungbuckqweezy January 24, 2018

will bateman

a sexy beast which likes to lick deodorant, lynx is his fave, has a danny devito fetish as well

hey will bateman i heard you like danny devito
i sure do

by will bateman March 28, 2019

jack bateman

the annoying little kid who always acts strong and cool.

jack bateman: you think you are strong
you: you faggot shut up

by i hate jack bateman June 28, 2020

URL Badman

A term coined by Lily Allen to describe troll/keyboard warrior/internet tough guy/virtual gangster

Imma Broadband Champion,
URL Badman

by Sir. B January 12, 2021

The Bateman

When you take your girlfriend horseback riding to celebrate her pregnancy news.

Did you hear Jeff's girlfriend is pregnant, no worries though The Bateman took care of it.

by SimpleSatan May 29, 2021

ali bauman

the most amazing, sexiest, milked beast alive. super mysterious and dark

i’ll ali bauman you up!

woah, is that ali bauman?
fight me, ali bauman

by molmymom September 6, 2021