When you’re about to have sex with a girl, say you’ll brake her like Batman, then proceed to pick her up over your head and drop her, kneeing her in the back as she falls. From there, you proceed to fuck her.
by Dirtygrandpa11111 September 30, 2021
Get the Bat breakermug. The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024
Get the Batting averagemug. by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 6, 2023
Get the bat stickmug. A game children play that involves whacking one another in the nipples with a bat.
If they do not have a bat, the children will often use their fists.
If they do not have a bat, the children will often use their fists.
Guy One: *Nipple Bats Guy Two with a bat* Nipple Bat!
Guy Two: *whacks Guy One in the nipples* Can't nipple bat me!
Guy Two: *whacks Guy One in the nipples* Can't nipple bat me!
by Uncle Jerthru July 26, 2016
Get the Nipple Batmug. by TiBToFTY boy April 28, 2019
Get the Batmug. by Boogiebomb August 7, 2019
Get the batmug. Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.
Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"
Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"
Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"
by Filipdewoozle August 14, 2023
Get the Beer Batmug.