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yardie bone

A large cock. This phrase was popularized by the Sean Paul song of the same name featuring Wayne Marshall. Yardi refers to locals, or sometimes jail-cell pals (as in "jail yard"). Double entendre here since yardie also can mean one yard long, i.e. a 36-inch monster boner.
Dem say dey bawlin' for mi yardie bone, me give it dem all night.
by Papi Chulo Chancho February 5, 2008
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benestick

A walking stick, crutch or other mobility aid used by an individual for the purpose of faking a disability to claim a social security benefit.

Composite of two words 'benefit' and 'stick' pronounced 'beneestik'
Look at that bloke running for the bus with his benestick under his arm. I bet he can hardly walk when he goes for his disability allowance review...
by leftcase October 14, 2006
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Chicken Bone Laugh

“A somewhat forced, darty laugh accentuated for reasons unknown with a throaty sound resembling the sound of someone choking on a chicken bone.”
"Man they was dyin'! It was so damn funny. Chris was laughin' so much he broke all up into the Chicken Bone Laugh!"
by Smellman February 5, 2009
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Testicle T-bone

When you cut open the side of a girl's stomach, shove your cock in there and start rubbing your genitals against her kidneys.
Jake: How was that bitch you picked up last night.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.
by GustyDingus March 24, 2017
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Bone Dog

Another term for a Male erect penis and and compound form of the word "boner"
"Yo dude let's watch the Victoria Secret fashion show before we go out"

"Naw man I don't want to be seen in public with a razor-sharp bone dog"
by Surjohnson December 2, 2011
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Don C-Bone

A primordial force of nature. Long ago Don C-Bone ruled the milky way galaxy alongside Oliyron. Oliyron became jealous and launched his army of sprite without the lime dick boys to overthrow Don C-Bone. What ensued was a battle of epic proportions leaving only Earth inhabitable. Oliyron, unable to vanquish the pure unmitigated epicness that is Don C-Bone, used his evil bitch made magic to fling Don C-Bone into the 20th century.

Don C-Bone went through much of his life on Earth unaware of his true nature but always feeling that he was something greater.

One day Don C-Bone finally came across Oliyron split into 2 people and his godly nature awoke. He quickly vanquished the two, but knew that they would return so he scours the earth eliminating the sprite without the lime dick boys to finally eliminate his bitch-made enemy.
During the reign of Don C-Bone all was well and at peace in the universe.
by Barry Soetoro Bone September 6, 2011
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give a dog a bone

to shag a dirty bird, otherwise known as a dog.
bloke1: I'm so pissed right now, i'd give that dog a bone.
bloke2: That's your mum for fucks sake you sick bastard!
by iguanapunk May 31, 2004
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