batting 1000

Having a wordwicked/word streak of success; doing well so far in a series of challenges

I haven't missed a point all quarter in Calculus; I'm batting a thousand

by The Rabid Definer November 8, 2003

baby batter blizzard

when you shoot a load in a blizzard frozen treat and feed it to some whore, probably tylers mom

"i just gave Tyler's whore ass mom a baby batter blizzard"
"oh snap ! that bitch sits four!"

by anus greasley December 29, 2007

battle of the twinkies

A horrible battle in 2004 where there was a shortage of twinkies, so every woman named Jemima went to the twinkie warehouse and they fought a bloody battle. The Jemimas lost against the Cleophus's.

Man! I haven't seen this much carnage since the battle of the twinkies.

by CHI-FOO January 24, 2005

Battle Caps

A brand new revolution is coming for colleges all around the world that will bring happiness and competition to all. The game is called BATTLE CAPS. Simmiliar to the hit classic BASEketball, the game revolves around a simple idea.

Objective:
To complete the 5 stages and have the most points at the end of the 5 stages. (65 Points Total)

The begin, flip the cap on a bottle of soda, the top is heads and the bottom ( area with hole) is tails.

Player starts behind the marker, usually the bottled beverage. The player places the goal, usually a small empty bag of chips or something of that nature, The player puts the cap on its side, puts their finger on top of it, and generates pressure to wheel it into the goal. Each stage gets farther and farther away from the marker.

Point System:
2 points for each goal made
1 point for each goal where the cap goes in and comes out
Stage 5: 2 points plus bomus:
1st Time Making it- 3 points
2nd Time Making it- 2 points
3rd Time Making it- 1 point

When playing, if the person misses the goal, its one strike.
Miss it again, two strikes.
Miss it again, the player is out. Next Persons turn.

If tie:
Goal is put at Stage 5 first person to make it in the goal wins.

Psyche outs are allowed, but no contact with the person, or the objects being used.

Battle Caps is the next generation of hacky sack!

by Anthony Bechelli and Steven Losier January 23, 2006

battle mode

1.)(n) To be in Battle Mode is to have an erection
2.)(n) To be in Battle mode can also refer to putting on one's socks

(going into battle mode!)

1.) Hey Chris, check it out, I'm totally going into battle mode watching this music video

2.) Hey, you in Battle Mode yet, we have to go in five minutes!

by Hypno-Toad99 November 7, 2008

Battle Pubes

Battle Pubes: A term utilized to describe the current grooming status of one's pubic hair. Battle pubes specifically identifies that the pubic region has undergone rigorous grooming in anticipation of sexual activity. This can be closely identified with a soldier that dawns camouflage paint prior to battle.

Man 1 "Man, I have a date with that hot girl tonight!"

Man 2 "Good luck man, I hope you tap that ass! Make sure you have your battle pubes ready to go."

Girl 1 "This guy ate my box last night, thankfully I was ready for battle and was rockin' my battle pubes."

by GF3 October 21, 2010

Bantz

A term used when your having a joke or winding someone up and making fun. Also used when someone tells you something funny they have done lately and you reply with "Bantz"

Other night I was having a right Bantz with the boys about who's footy team is better. Then as a Toon supporter I got ripped to shit.. tried to give it back but the Bantz from the lads done me!!

by Geordie Lad June 5, 2019