Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.
Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?
Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.
Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?
Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.
by Who am I again? November 4, 2008

bat-man is the budget cut cousin of Bruce Wayne (batman) and hates applesauce man. she has the ability to be drunk whenever she wants. She fights crimes with her 2 sidekicks Ro-bin and alfredo. she doesn't kill but hates
applesause-man because he kills babies.
applesause-man because he kills babies.
by Erikimoe Garciamoe February 5, 2019

when a man shits in a girls pussy (bean) and then kicks her thighs from the sides repeatedly like a bat flapping its wings (bat)
by Creamcheems June 8, 2021

He lurks in the night, waiting for injustice, as the corners of Sesame Street are most evil at night.He is darkness, he is justice, HE IS BAT-ELMO
Thug 1: is that a bat? NO ITS BAT-ELMO RUN
Thug 2: I’ve set up three surprise presents around Sesame Street and Rocco holds the detonator bat-elmo
Thug 2: I’ve set up three surprise presents around Sesame Street and Rocco holds the detonator bat-elmo
by Batelmo February 2, 2024

Masturbate while flaccid
by ChocAn January 17, 2024

by Zdzisiek October 14, 2021
