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lazy asshole

an anal opening that does not open wide enough to allow the feces to escape into the depths of the toilet, but soon yields a massive turd.
That really is one lazy asshole. And to think that he didn't even plunge!
by truthiest November 29, 2010
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assbot

Also...a$$b0t.
An insult used against IM "learning" bots.
IM Example: Upon directing a question at megahal, an IM bot...

<PM> megahal what do you know about Mags?

<MegaHAL> I have what i was him, i'd appreciate it. Do you have a growth on my brain that causes memory lapses. Could you tell me about mags.

<PM> megahal you should have something done about that growth on your brain

<MegaHAL> Me? I have a growth on your brain.
<PM> megahal the growth is on your brain, not mine you a$$b0t!
by PM June 23, 2004
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uber asshole

One who gets on sites such as urbandictionary and goes through everyones difinitions and gives them the thumbs down w/o reading a single word. Also may like to post their friends names to make fun of them. However these people live said lonely lives, they lose their friends, and all of their kids are born underweight and die young. Types of uber assholes may vary but you can such my balls plx.
justin defined me in a homosexual manner, that uber asshole
by jesusbababoo August 8, 2006
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assaholic

i love ass! i think im an assaholic
by joey April 29, 2003
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atomic asshole

An act of sexual pleasure giving, in which a girl eats out an asshole while sucking on a fireball, and then proceeds to insert the fireball into the asshole with her toungue. An optional act of using a strap on to ram the fireball home may follow, but this is known as fireball fudgepacking.
Dude, I can't even sit down today after Trish gave me that atomic asshole last night. I thought it was going to be a regular rim job, but she upped her game. It was so nice.
by BriFry February 28, 2008
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asshook

1.) assplay, usually in a gay male way (i.e. TrekBoi & Hexcor). Can involve fingers, fists, and/or glass dildos donated by Cameron's girlfriend.

2.) A Way0ter's screenname.
1.) Fucking moron! You need a good asshooking.

2.) A(s)Shook
by aq. March 6, 2005
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Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."
by FUCKMEEEEEE June 15, 2010
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