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Cultureless, mindless bastards who for the most part have no idea about the rest of the world...
"I'm an american, but thank god I've travelled"
"it sucks being born an american"
by Kmanghger January 6, 2008
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American Antifa

American Anti-Fascism is the belief that every ideology that leans right of Establishment Democrat is fascism or a similar buzzword and must be dealt with through means of violent, terroristic threats and fifteen against one mob beatings that mirror the lynchings carried out by their also masked forefathers of the Ku Klux Klan, so that the Establishment Democrat revolution against Donald Drumpf can be secured. All proponents are a mix of white liberal arts and gender studies majoring millennials and genzennials raised in upper-middle or upper class homes, white boomers and gen Xers who peaked as assistant managers at a local fastfood restaurant, retail store, or in a local band nobody has ever heard of, and one percenter bankers, political elites, and celebrities. The most common two traits among American "anti-fascists" is their love for communist and otherwise left-wing totalitarian ideologies, and their hatred for non-whites who are ideologically right of them.

They can often be found assaulting attendees of free speech rallies in blue states, burning down college campuses (often colleges they do not attened) in blue states at the command of their Marxist professors (especially if their is a person speaking who doesn't conform to their ideology), and posting on social media sockpuppet accounts about the "lack of fascists" in red states full of Trump supporters, conservatives, non-party libertarians, Proud Boys, and other types they consider to be their enemy.
American Antifa:"H-hey there my A-African American c-comrade. F-fuck D-Drumpf, right?"

Black: "He's not that bad, actually Unemployment for black Americans is at the lowest point in years , and also..."

Antifa: "Uncle Tom house n*gger literally Hitler get ready to be doxxed and bashed ypu nazi reeeeeeeee!"
by PinochetHeloExtravaganza January 31, 2018
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american

for some reason they are not the smartest compared to the Romanians.
About some things, Americans are incredibly stupid. For instance, I’ve kept an eye on science and religion related ignorance for years. 15% of Americans don’t know that the Earth revolves around the sun. Half of the people in the United States (an allegedly “Christian Nation”) can’t name Genesis as the first book in the Bible.
by master puwnage July 24, 2009
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American

Fat, selfish, immature people who are extremely dumb at math. They never stop talking about money. They also think their own country is the best in the world, which makes some European and Asian people think Americans are seriously retarded but they don't bother to mention it because it's not worth it.
We are Americans, we love wars! We're the bestest!
by Nerdgirl January 19, 2009
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american football

Originally Rugby, American Football is by far one of the best games ever invented. It involved 11 players on a rectangular 100-yard field fighting over one ball. Now I know everyone else's definitions, and they are terribly politically incorrect.

1. Football is a "pussy" sport because we wear pads. We wear pads because we are so strong and powerful that without pads we'd kill each other. Back in the early 1900's dozens of people died each year playing football. Europeans never had this problem because they are not as strong as Americans.

2. It is not a "slow" game, nor does it spend 15 minutes between every play. If you've ever played football, you would know it is one of the fastest games ever played in 10 seconds. Within those ten seconds you exert all the energy you have, unilke pussy soccer where you run around for a couple hours like a chicken with their head cut off.
"The soccer game is on man."

"Why would I watch a bunch of Brits run around in short shorts? It's Monday night and a real man's game is coming on."
by Harry January 13, 2005
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American Eagle Airlines

American Eagle Airlines is a brand name used by American Eagle Airlines, Inc. (formerly Simmons Airlines), based in Fort Worth, Texas, and Executive Airlines based in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in the operation of passenger air service as regional affiliates of American Airlines. All three airlines are wholly-owned subsidiaries of AMR Corp. Currently operates the ATR-72,CRJ-700, and ERJ-135/140/145
I flew on an American Eagle Airlines ERJ-135 from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport to John F. Kennedy International Airport
by studentpilot August 21, 2010
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american mudpie

when a couple is performing anal sex and the female defecates on the males penis. afterword the woman performs oral sex on the males shit covered DICK.
you know mary, we did an american mudpie. it was wierd but satisfying at the same time
by schmalek513 November 9, 2011
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