Abortion

The best thing ever done to avoid having your husband leave you for the milk AND being stuck with a burden for almost 20 years

Woman: I secretly got an abortion

Woman 2:WHAT?! why?

woman 1: cause i hate children, and i dont want my husband to leave me the second he sees my big belly

by 4lgjheiorjklerhe December 14, 2023

Adorable

You 🫵

(Not tryna be horny I swear)

Awww you’re so adorable

by Pleurnicher January 17, 2024

adoption nerd

When a popular girl in class finds herself a nerd to help her with class or homework.

"I'm really struggling with chemistry, maybe i should find myself an adoption nerd."
"Oh him? He is my adoption nerd to help me through some classes."

by Blasekiller February 1, 2024

Aborteus

A person who is a failed abortion- parents did not want to have you and then they did.

M: Fred looks like an aborteus!
K: Wow ur so right!

by Thebigbwiththebigd February 22, 2024

Abortion Slush

A person who would have provided the same (if not more) to society and the people around them had they been aborted. They wear you down with their presence and personality. It is as if they feed off of your life force.

Is it just me, or does Abortion Slush just drain the life out of you?

by sloshyslushy February 27, 2024

Abortication

A vacation taken, specifically for a/an abortion. A compound term, comprised of the words abortion, and vacation. Used to normalize and add humor to a tense situation.

“Where are you going next week?”
“ Taking a trip too Florida, for a abortication.

by Mr.ShMoker March 27, 2024

Abortion goatse

A graphic photo of an aborted fetus. Usually displayed without warning by anti-abortion activists who are seeking to shock audiences into opposing abortion. But such photos may also just be used for generalized shock value, like the traditional Goatse.

Randall Terry says he is running for president in 2024 because he wants to run abortion goatse ads on national television.

Randall Terry thinks seeing abortion goatses on TV will convince Americans to oppose abortion like he does, but more likely, it will just convince Americans that he is a crazy person.

by Unstable Sub-Genius April 29, 2024