YOU NERD

A playful term used by girls to describe someone who did something a little too perfect or clumsy.

You NERD (smile)! You don't have to drive us all. We can take our own cars and follow you.

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

Nerd Quota

Limiting the amount of "nerdy" references you can make during a specific time period. This can be a personal goal or imposed by an annoyed friend. The effort is protect yourself from appearing lame.

EX: One Harry Potter reference a day; two Star Wars references if they're particularly clever; and one Twilight reference if it won't cause sexuality confusion.

Friend: How did you get home from the bars last night?
Me: I apparated.
Friend(Nerd Quota Enforcer): That's one.

by harrymotherfuckingpotter August 9, 2010

Nerd Sport

A game that game enthusiasts (mainly nerds/geeks) watch or play for entertainment.

DUDE! DID YOU SEE THE MATCH BETWEEN LiquidTLO AND aTnDarKFoRcE IN STARCRAFT II ON YOUTUBE!? IT WAS FREAKIN' AMAZING!

YEAH I SAW IT! ONE OF THE COMMENTS MENTIONED WHAT I WAS THINKING: "THIS IS A NERD SPORT!"

by Ophaq August 20, 2011

nerd courting

(Non-romantic) Attempting to earn another nerd's favor by appealing to their nerdness. Applicable in the tech world where nerds with power are generally difficult to get along with

- Dude, that Datacenter manager is real jerk, he says no to every request!
- Not Joe, he was totally nerd courting him the other day talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now all of his requests get approved
- Not me, I totally nerd courted him by talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now he approves all my requests!

by CrunchyTacooos January 14, 2015

Nerd Bucket

The designated name for any gaming chair.
Don't lie to yourself, they are all based on racing bucket seats and you're a nerd.

It's a fuckin Nerd Bucket.

Oi, did you see franks new Nerd Bucket?
Yeah its shit, why doesn't he buy a real chair?

by Admiral Doot Doot August 23, 2021

Nerd baiting

To deliberately say or post inaccurate information about a pop-culture topic in order to elicit a passionate response or correction. (esp. on an online platform.)

"You like Star Trek too? I love Yoda!"

"Yoda is from Star Wars, not Star Trek!"

"I know, I was nerd baiting you."

by BrotherhoodOfTheBat April 5, 2023

nerd hoe

A term used to label a person (often female but could be male) who is academically gifted, but has a terrible personality and terrible appearance to match with it — all while trying to seduce and prey on any single or taken person.

This video game convention after party is full of nerd hoes. Their dull gazes are following me and it’s really making me uncomfortable. Oh wait, are they trying to seduce me from afar? Ew—

by The first nerd hoe April 12, 2019