Urban Dictionary

A place where people try way to hard to be funny by bringing inside jokes and making up words that make no sense where there are perfectly fine alternatives already in the English language. Most definitions will probably be sex related

User: Hmm, what's something that describes the feeling of wanting to fuck someone but you can't get yo dick hard? Oh i have an idea, i'll call it "Soft Dick blues!".. Ill add that to the urban dictionary!!!

Response: yeah, dude, it's called erectile dysfunction because you watch too much porn

by Kanye Yeast November 3, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Some piece of shit site that can't update itself so that it doesn't look like it's from 2006.

why the fuck is urban dictionary so bad

by Tj080275 August 12, 2020

Urban dictionary

A dictionary where people write the definitions.

Honey look! I found this new website called urban dictionary!

by anonymous November 5, 2020

Urban dictionary

An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about

Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.

by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016

Urban Dictionary

a site where literally none of the users have had sex or felt the touch of a woman who loves them

Urban dictionary was supposed to have actual information and not "sexual" things you make up on the fly. Seriously, get help.

by _Koji_ December 14, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary full of 100% true answers

I use Urban Dictionary

by EddieMurphy October 30, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Porn hub but in words

Person 1: Ayo ima go on urban dictionary

Person 2: you sure….almost every definition has something to do with porn….

by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021