5-minute craft

5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.

Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.

by fishyeggos August 3, 2023

5 years old

Age of a discord mod's girlfriend

Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old

by Nick1245 August 11, 2023

5 Neat Guys

5 singers made popular in the '50s who sang the following: Let's Have A Party In My Rec Room, Who Made The Egg Salad Sandwiches, Patsy Has The Largest Breasts In Town, I'm The Goof In The Classroom, She Does It, etc...

You Have The New 5 NEAT GUYS album

by Patsy's Big Breasts August 14, 2023

5 hour documentary

1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting

2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy

Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy

There’s no Person 2.

2024 7-16 5:11 p.m

Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary

7:23 p.m.

Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1

That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.

5 hour documentaries can kill you

by Oiiiiiii July 17, 2024

5 train

Lexington Av express train that goes from Flatbush Av Brooklyn College in Brooklyn to Eastchester-Dyre Av in the Bronx. Has a total of 46 stations and it one of the fastest trains in the MTA subway system. Takes u from Brooklyn Bridge City Hall to Union Square in less than 4 minutes and from Union Square to Grand Central in less than 3 minutes at blazing speeds.

"There is a Downtown express 5 train to Flatbush Av-Brooklyn College, approaching the station, please stand away from the platform edge." "Be careful of the moving platform"

by TheMiguelitoGod1000 July 28, 2024

5-MMPA

5-MMPA (it should technically be called 4-MMPA) or Mephedrene is 5-Methylmethiopropamine (It should technically be called 4-Methylmethiopropamine). It's dose range is 15mg to 70mg+. It's a Norepinephrine Dopamine reuptake inhibitor (NDRI stimulant). The effects lasts 5 hours to 7+ hours. It's similar to MPA and 3-Methylmethamphetamine and maybe 3-MMC.

Tony: I tried 50mg of 5-MMPA and was cleaning and studying for hours.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 4, 2024

5:49

kiss your gf/bf

hey its 5:49 go kiss your girlfriend

by michaelje13 September 10, 2023