rats for cracker jacks

A term meaning that sucks, or oh darn, or fuck. A let down.

"Rats for cracker jacks, i just wokeup @ 11 am and my interview was at 8 am."

by Katrina duPon t June 11, 2006

Fricker Fracker Cheese Cracker

What you say when you stub your toe in front of your mom, and you don't want her to get angry.

Mom: Son, take out the trash!!!
Son: Okay Mom.
Son: *stubs toe*
Son:FFFF-
Mom: *ANGERY STARE*
Son: FRICKER FRACKER CHEESE CRACKER

by Kidd01x June 14, 2018

jizz cracker

When a group of males, such as a football or hockey team, punish a rookie player by each person jizzing on the same cracker then the rookie has to eat it.

Carlos is a new player, so we're going to give him the jizz cracker next tournament.

by Evan Met January 15, 2006

titty cracker

(n): A delicious cookie-like snack for those horny at heart, coming in many different flavor such as vanilla, chocolate, and ginger snap. Originally enjoyed by the Rocktown Harriers.

refering to titty crackers: "Two a day takes your cares away! One in each hand my children."

by kittykatt1001 October 19, 2011

Scab Cracker

Elite marks in the Joker-San Rating System. Describes an extremely beautiful woman, who is so hot, just the sight of her gives the viewing male an erection, which in turn causes whatever "hypothetical" blemishes he has on his member to crack open and ruin whatever healing process has occured. But the woman is so ridiculously hot, it's all worth it....

"Oh my god, did you see Jokers new chick? She's a total Scab Cracker!

by SP00NS October 8, 2007

nitrous cracker

This one is simple....a nitrous cracker is the handheld device you use to "crack" a can of nitrous oxide for the most insane 'whippit' buzz ever. Sure beats a can of whipped cream... =D

"Bro'....give me the cracker for the nitrous...haha....haha....I can't feel my face....need another can...haha haha...oh man...I can't feel my face!
Give me the nitrous cracker....I need to kill some more brain cells and die laughing....

by ryan @ mobilecomm April 27, 2006

The Cracker Squirm

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.

At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.

by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006