Sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Do you want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by Börger October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a woman gives a man a blowjob with a lip full of dip (tobacco)

“Jessica gave me a sloppy Dallas and my dick has been burning for a month”
“After I got my first sloppy Dallas, it looked like I had lawn clippings on my shaft”

by Coochieman01 October 15, 2020

sloppy cronchite

N. A sexual act named after the popular television journalist, Walter Cronchite. The act in which two men jerk each other off to see who can get the other to ejaculate first and at the conclusion, the winner will quote Cronchite by saying, "And that is the way it was."

I opened my closet last night and caught James and Tony giving each other a sloppy cronchite.

by SD_21 December 14, 2008

sloppy ryan

When you’re 6 hits deep on some LSD and someone offers you a boof of ketamine to favorite phish song

“What are you trying to do this weekend?”

“I just wanna Sloppy Ryan, and a chill”

by didyoudirrtyy June 5, 2020

sloppy saturday

When you get fucking shit faced on Saturday making a complete a complete ass of yourself or sleeping with a really funky person.

- What a sloopy saturday I was so wasted , I rodgered the Janitor of my highschool.
- This past Saturday I couldn't believe how stumbly I was, so black out! I ended up puking in this random chicks fake louis purse. What a sloppy saturday!

by bkb123 January 11, 2014

sloppy tilapia

That good good coochie

Oh my god, officer, I told her 13 times I was a fucking Mario cosplayer and she still wouldn't give me that sloppy tilapia!

by ab28472 May 3, 2019

sloppy sam

When your jiz goes all over the place and gets on sam

Aw I just did a sloppy Sam

by JakenBacon 1939 March 22, 2017