think for yourself

An exhortation that, taken at face value, is actually good advice, except that when people tell you to do it, they don't ACTUALLY mean "Think for yourself", they mean "Reject mainstream news sources, and trust fringe, loony ones". On the rare occasion that they don't mean this, they still mean "Think for yourself, and agree with me!" At no time, when anybody ever tells you to think for yourself, does the thought ever cross their mind that you could possibly think for yourself, and reach a different conclusion from the one that they reached, or one that is even opposite to the one that they reached.

"Vaccines are poison, and chemtrails are causing birth defects! Think for yourself, watch this poorly-researched YouTube video, and you will agree with me!"

by q359 July 25, 2023

fly on yourself

A popular saying in Hebrew which means being arrogant.
Someone that flatters himself or consider himself better in something that he is not.

Person A: "I'm gonna kick your ass on that game"
Person B: "don't fly on yourself, I am better"

by Sabich January 21, 2019

Kill yourself

What you should done/should've done/doing/trying for your entire life.

You should kill yourself

by Professional Etymologist November 26, 2024

Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed

I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself

by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023

Take yourself home

When someone needs to be put in their place and are out of control rude.

Boy, take yourself home.

by NR96 May 15, 2022

go have fun with yourself

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

by pocketer June 17, 2023

Make yourself look stupid day

On the 21st of January is the day where you post a picture on social media of you looking stupid.

"oh it's make yourself look stupid day, going to have to post something crazy!"

by Mich3al_4567 January 21, 2025