shit the duckbill platypus

to masturbate, specifically a term for male masturbation of oneself

Vin loved to shit the duckbill platypus while watching the news

by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington October 7, 2010

shit fuck damned

when you are drunk and on one or more other drugs

did you see kyle tonight, he was drunk and high, oh ya, that kid was shit fuck damned

by jables80 December 14, 2010

i shit in the microwave

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret

guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the

by average boi January 21, 2022

Holy fuckin shit!

When something great or something bad happens. Something out of the ordinary.

" That dude just hit that truck. Holy fuckin shit!.

by ~§hadow~ November 22, 2016

Anti Dat Shit

take any one of your finger (preferably your pointer finger) and point at anything to have your personnel AC-130 take it out

preferable targets for Anti Dat Shit: ISIS, The Taliban, Chaz or Antifa rioters, A church for the achievement, or Ohio.

by F@ckCaliforna13579 October 21, 2022

oh shit handle

the handle above the passenger-side door that one grabs when the driver makes a hard turn.

Because I was weaving through traffic, she grabbed the oh shit handle and asked me to slow down.

by monkey on a leash October 26, 2010

Golden Shit Pail

Pseudonym for the restaurant chain The Golden Corral, widely known for it's shit inducing buffet fare.

Every time I eat at the Golden Shit Pail, I'm on the shitter the rest of the night.

by Russ and Gus March 21, 2011