the most offensive comeback to ever be said. this comeback makes "your mom" seem like a nice thing to say. this comeback can out roast any insult thrown your way.
by BlueStripes March 19, 2019
Get the i know you are, but what am i mug.A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.
Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!
Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?
Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?
by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009
Get the Don't you have something to mop up? mug.A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
by Cont78 July 25, 2011
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1 (v, idiom) "check yourself before you wreck yourself"
A popular idiom- its creation typically being credited to the revered American Gangster Rapper, Ice Cube- that implies a person, before making a firm choice of word(s) or action(s), should first exercise precaution and consider all outcomes and possible consequences that will follow as a result of what they say or do; and that, as a result of the individual's negligence to use foresight in the situation, if they do not exercise such precaution- or "check theirself" first, then on nearly every occasion that isn't a "first offense" the individual in question will suffer instantaneous or swift judgement (karma) dictated by the other people around them.
(synonyms: recognize, respect, keep it 100, watch one's attitude, watch one's mouf, behave oneself)
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1 (v, idiom) "check yourself before you wreck yourself"
A popular idiom- its creation typically being credited to the revered American Gangster Rapper, Ice Cube- that implies a person, before making a firm choice of word(s) or action(s), should first exercise precaution and consider all outcomes and possible consequences that will follow as a result of what they say or do; and that, as a result of the individual's negligence to use foresight in the situation, if they do not exercise such precaution- or "check theirself" first, then on nearly every occasion that isn't a "first offense" the individual in question will suffer instantaneous or swift judgement (karma) dictated by the other people around them.
(synonyms: recognize, respect, keep it 100, watch one's attitude, watch one's mouf, behave oneself)
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"Ayo, Christine. I done seen my girl loving up another man."
"Who, Quincy?"
"Yes, ma'am. You already know I'm finna burn all her shoes!"
"Woah now, big dog! You'd betta check yourself before you wreck yourself."
"Who, Quincy?"
"Yes, ma'am. You already know I'm finna burn all her shoes!"
"Woah now, big dog! You'd betta check yourself before you wreck yourself."
by Yo Mama’s Asshole January 26, 2021
Get the check yourself before you wreck yourself mug.by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017
Get the you got to be yanking my dick off mug.Saying a person or entity "has some ‘splainin’ to do" (in a Cuban accent) is a humorous way of suggesting that they have done something illegal or otherwise embarrassing.
The catchphrase dates back to the 50's "I Love Lucy" show.
The catchphrase dates back to the 50's "I Love Lucy" show.
by rickirichardo January 7, 2013
Get the Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do! mug.Just by looking at her you can tell she'd be boring in the bedroom. She's classy, conservative, ladylike and a starfish in bed, only participarting in vanilla sex. She'd be horrified at the thought of giving a blow job. Asking her to partake in some anal action would have her shrieking "You Wanna Put What Where?".
Guy: "Look at that chick, shes fuckin hot!"
Other Guy: "Yeah but she'd be one of those You Wanna Put What Where Girls"
Guy: "Ahh tru dat"
Other Guy: "Yeah but she'd be one of those You Wanna Put What Where Girls"
Guy: "Ahh tru dat"
by Princess Tamlyn April 4, 2010
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