Just by looking at her you can tell she'd be boring in the bedroom. She's classy, conservative, ladylike and a starfish in bed, only participarting in vanilla sex. She'd be horrified at the thought of giving a blow job. Asking her to partake in some anal action would have her shrieking "You Wanna Put What Where?".

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods