Chris Zavala

The most badass motherfucker to be alive. If Gary Vaynerchuk and David Goggins could have a kid, Chris Zavala would be the byproduct. I give up is not in his vocabulary, you’ll never see him she a tear and he has the pain tolerance of a fucking Shark with a chunk of flesh bitten off but still swimming along eating other sharks like a murder dolphin.

If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.

He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.

Chris Zavala is so unhinged one time I heard he threw a guy off a building just to see what would happen since he talked smack about his mom.

by Youdontknowmeson June 11, 2024

Chris Garza

A guy with a massive cock with the most insane girth, also commonly known as the big dick bandit

There’s Chris Garza he’s known for putting people in wheel chairs after sex

by Themanmythlegendbandit June 13, 2024

Chris and Olivia

The Best Couple in the Universe. May break up like a thousand times but will alwayssss get back together. Very Toxic but it works.

They’re such a “Chris and Olivia” couple.

by Imjustawriterrguys July 3, 2024

Chris Paul

Used as a metaphor for stat padding. Making their stats look better in a game that’s significantly out of reach

Chris Paul with the huge three to cut the lead to 42.

by safety.scissors October 18, 2024

Chris

he could never imagine the struggle of periods. labor. periods, he apologizes to women. he is also a 6'2 feminist, drives a Lamborghini, ripped, hates period cramps, loves women, hates misogyny, and the utmost heterosexual male.

wow he just saved woman he's such a Chris...

by Chrisisafeminist2036 November 19, 2024

Chris George’s

Chris George’s is the head master of edge town and emperor of goonville. Chris groons his still cum all over people and it has a sweet and sour taste like mango phonk. This causes them to get Balkan rage. Chris is also a short stumpy average gooner, and farther of the Costco guys. Not only does he goon in the chicken bake, but also Noah Cooley….

Chris George’s please goon in my mouth

by Poopy fart 123 November 19, 2024

Chris

A slur referring to an individual who frequently tries new hobbies and rapidly acquires the best gear, often before their skill level is high enough for the quality of gear to make a difference. Used in sentences in the same manner as "Karen".

John is in his third week of jiu jitsu and hasn't worn the same GI twice, what a Chris.

by cpeasy December 9, 2024